🏓👹 The Pickleball Exorcist (2025)
🎬 Genre: Horror | Comedy
📍 Country: United States
🎥 Director: Evan Jacobs
⭐ Cast: Mike Hartsfield, Arsenic Nic, Chris Lohman
⏱️ Duration: TBA | 🎞️ Quality: HD | 📅 Release: 2025
⭐ IMDb: -/10
Description:
In a quiet American suburb where the biggest drama is usually over who forgot to bring orange slices to rec league practice, something evil is serving up horror—one paddle swing at a time.
The Pickleball Exorcist unleashes a hilariously twisted tale of satanic sportsmanship, demonic possession, and absurd ultra-violence. It all begins when Mike Hartsfield’s seemingly normal character—a pickleball enthusiast with a strong serve and a suspicious new paddle—becomes host to a malevolent entity. As he starts taking cryptic instructions from his racket (which may or may not be possessed by Satan himself), he begins picking off townsfolk in a murder spree that’s part exorcism, part sports montage.
Enter Chris Lohman as a weary local cop who doubles as an underground exorcist. Juggling small-town bureaucracy and full-on spiritual warfare, he realizes that holy water and Latin prayers may not be enough. He’ll need a crucifix in one hand and a paddle in the other if he wants to stand a chance against the pickleball from hell.
Expect:
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Over-the-top gore
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Demon-fueled drop shots
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One-liners worthy of a B-movie legend
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A supernatural showdown that leaves the fate of the world hanging by a net cord
This film doesn’t just break the fourth wall—it spikes it with a cursed ball. From cult director Evan Jacobs, known for his lo-fi horror hits, The Pickleball Exorcist is a love letter to grindhouse cinema and absurd genre mashups. Whether you’re here for the screams or the satire, this movie delivers a wickedly fun rally of horror and hilarity.
